Hark! What teens through yonder library break?

Dear teens, how I have missed you all! Especially those of you who (unfortunately and due to unforseen and dreadful circumstances that were most certainly unavoidable) did not get a chance to attend our fabulous movie night in which we saw Dan Ackroyd get covered in slime among other exciting things.

"Dear me!" I hear you say, "how can I live with myself knowing I have missed that?! Surely life is not worth living now?"

But o! Your outlook on life should improve by the end of the month, because we are having another teen program! O to joy!

I know you are waiting with bated breath for more details, so I shall reveal to you the subject matter of our next brilliant program, just in case you forgot.

We will be having so much crazy fun, you will not be able to contain yourselves. We will party so hard your brains will explode because . . .

We will be making joyous music! Yes! We will have a groovy guy come in with loads of drums and expert knowledge which he will pass on to you. You will have so much fun you will be begging, "Please let us come back again and repeat this amazing experience! Please!"

To which we will reply, "How can we say no to that? It simply cannot be done! Do come back again in two weeks!"

So that is how the events will play out. On November 19 at 4:30 PM, we will have our first taste of the bliss that is making noise, and then we will do it again on December 3 at the same time.

Undyingly yours for ever and always,

Miss Super Fantastic: The Five Forks Tenn Rep